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My boyfriend: *n o t h i n g*

Me: drone porn is a concept

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heh, you believe in things? how gauche

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

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The year is 2030.

Disney now runs the government and your smart truck dun left you, just like all the fembots do. There's only one thing left to do.

Write terrible music with an acoustic geetar. My name is Darth Brooks, and this is my story.

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Bootlicker Nice Guys™️ be like "m'landlord"

Hi good morning I declare pointy boobs are back

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Oh my god Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony/Mambo No. 5

Symphony No. 5

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[bernie sanders voice] Nancy Pelosi is neither a “slay kween,” nor is she “bae.” in fact, i must say, she is “cancelled, sis” for supporting bankers and the 1% over everyday working Americans

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I'm voting for Andrew Yang as president because not only will he refuse to ban vaping, he will make vaping mandatory.

Why aren’t I having a hot girl summer 😤

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If Star wars Episode 1 is so good why isn't there a star wars Episode 1 2

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Also imagine being a dictator?

Lit🤙🏽

Honestly if being alone in a log cabin in the woods weren’t so lonely and no people and had no bugs and had a deli nearby with decent bacon egg and cheese and the cabin looked like a condo and you could see it from wherever the nearest town was and the citizens of said town would be like wow cool n trendy @my « log cabin »

I’d totally do it
I mean
Fuckin nature
Im pretty much bear grills

Im gonna build a fucking log house

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